Breaking News!!!!
I'm writing in to report a spotting of a rare "sea-impsie" this past weekend. These creatures, while not shy, regularly disguise themselves as hapless atlantic tourists, all the while muttering "flotsam...wot...jetsam...meh...swimmies yea." Although a photog was present for the sighting, his camera mysteriously ceased to work, lending creedence to the belief that seaimpsies can control the use of all cells and cams in their immediate vicinities. This power is also readily apparent in the txt-bombing tactics of land imps ("it wasnt us sir, we didn't send no txts 2 ur cell." "Yea wasn't us wuz it? wot wot.")
This seaimp was seen frolicing in the intertidal zone on the north atlantic coast, rolling in betwixt sand and sea, and flippin' the bird at the camera all the while.
One can only hope that such spotting will continue, and that these splendid yet reclusive creatures will one day be fully documented in all their molin' glory.
Roger, over and out.
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