How to Spot an Imp: Looks and Speech

Here is a short tutorial for imp-spottin. It's difficult, but anyone can learn how to do it if you have the right street smarts, what? what?

What do imps look like: Good question. Now I'll answer it.

To tell the truth, imps look a lot like humans. Here are some pictures of co-imp snatcher Sarah imitating them (she does a damn good job, I'll say!)




Things to note: Accessories!
- [Huge] suns (£10-100)
- Cigs (£ 5)
- Hoodie w/ dogs and fire-hydrants (£25)
- Trinkets (£20-30)
- SASS (£ 0)







Imps usually may be identified by their sassy demeanor and loud, obnoxious voices. "What? What?" They use incorrect grammatical constructions like employing the 3ps verbal endings with the 1pp pronoun when referring to themselves - either one or multiple. So, instead of saying: "I swear I didn't trip the fire alarm, sir!," it would say: "We swears we didsn't trips the fire-alarm, sir!"

Imp verb paradigm:

[To swear]
1ps [we] swears
2ps [you] swears
3ps [it] swears
1pp [wes] swears's
3pp [you] swears's