Date: July 2007
Location: Undisclosed hospital in BX, NY
Found: Imp creating chaos and mayhem- engaging in mischief with medical instruments- please alert. could directly impact health of hundreds of hardworking and/or homeless Bx, NY natives.
Whether you like it or not, imps are all around us. In the subway, hanging out under the bridge down by the river or lurking behind the kabab shop waiting for unsuspecting shawarma consumers to jump. Oh heavens.
This blog is created with the purpose of traking down and documenting as many imps as possible in new york, chicago, london and other environs. If you happen to see one (we will attempt to explain how best to spot and "snatch" an imp below), please post the location, date and time here. Be as specific as possible. This is not funny. It is not a joke. This is imp.com, yeah?